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August 29-30

8 p.m. Showtime

Co-starring Chris Karney

Kevin uses his high-energy act and knack for the obvious to give a unique perspective on traveling, dating, social and controversial issues. No subject is sacred from his hilarious truths. He is quickly working his way to top headlining comedy clubs throughout the country. Don’t be surprised if you see Kevin bozeman appearing in the next big sit-com. Kevin has appeared on Comedy Central’s Come Home, Premium Blend, opened for Aretha Franklin and was a 1999 winner of the HBO Comedy Competition.

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September 5th

One Show @ 8 p.m.

Clarion Ballroom

Donnie Baker is a comedy phenomenon!!  In less than two years he has gone from occasional-contributor to the nationally-syndicated 'Bob and Tom Show' to a rocking comedy sensation from coast-to-coast!

Sold Out shows filled with the catch-phrases 'I swear to God I did,' 'Look it up!' and 'Shut up Randy!' followed suit.  He's a mullet-wearing, trash-talking small-town smart ass.  Don't miss Donnie Baker!

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He’s an ex-cop - “I’d stop cars and warn the speeding drivers about the speed traps up ahead. “I think that when I quit the police department three other cops lost their jobs. They simply didn’t need that many internal affairs officers anymore! ”His rebel attitude transfers to the stage as he takes issues in everyday life and turns them into hilarious observations leaving audiences gasping for breath. You may have seen him in the movie A League of Their Own or maybe you’ve seen him on TV performing on TNN, Comic View, Comedy Central, NBC and FOX TV.

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September 12-13

Co-starring Scott Derenger

Say something in Italian… “Get in the Trunk!”

Willie Farrell, son of a gangster, has been taking out audiences all over the country for over 10 years. He’ll kill you with his rapid fire comebacks faster than a tommy gun on a stool pigeon rat. No one is safe from Willie’s razor sharp wit… he’s been know to make grown men weep.

Catch his act now because you never know when he may have to enter the witness relocation program.

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September 19-20

Co-starring Jeremy Greenberg

Mike started performing at the legendary Houston Laff Stop, where he soon developed his trademark blend of insightful social and cultural commentary with uncanny, unique impressions. In 2001, Mike made his television debut on Comedy Central's "Premium Blend", and in 2002 was selected 'Best Local Comedian' by the Houston Press. He is also a regular on the syndicated morning radio program 'The Bob and Tom Show', and provided two tracks for their latest CD release. Mike is a favorite feature act in comedy clubs all over the country, and has lent his distinctive voice to dozens of popular anime cartoons. When he isn't performing solo, he unites, Voltron-style, with five other Houston comics to form the infamous Whiskey Brothers. Mike MacRae would never, ever, under any circumstances describe himself as 'edgy.'

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Thursday, September 25th

Open Mic


September 26-27

Co-starring Darrin Meyer

His humor has been described as smart, pointed, hip, sharp, insightful, socially relevant, and gut-laugh funny. He was such a hit his first time on Bob and Tom that they brought him back to the studio again that same week. His take on multiple subjects will leave you thinking and laughing, and his light swagger, playful squint, and wry smile will tell you that perhaps there’s more to this multi-layered joke than you first recognized.

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October 3-4

TBA

Co-starring Brian Hicks

Kevi

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October 10-11

Co-starring tba

Billy West's voices are heard all over the world, whether it's in a cartoon or a commercial, the sound is out there somewhere at any given time. Out of a few gigs, his starring-as list was soon filled with of well known characters such as both Ren and Stimpy, Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd starting with the feature film "Space Jam", Red M of the M & M's and Woody Woodpecker. With Fry, Farnsworth and Zoidberg, Billy does a total of 3 main characters on Futurama.

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October 17-18

Co-starring Josh Alton

Tim's clean and upbeat comedy has made him a favorite. With Tim's funny songs and audience interaction, the result is a hands-on, custom-made, unforgettably fun experience. Tim is a regular guest on countless radio shows including "The Bob & Tom Show" with his weekly segment, "The One Minute Song." He's appeared on Comedy Central on "Stand-up Stand-up", "The Showtime Comedy Club Network", "George Schlatter's Comedy Club Special." If you are looking for a uniquely funny program that is made-to-order, nobody does it like Tim Cavanagh!

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Tuesday, October 21st

Rated R

Co-starring TBA

Norm is known for his biting sarcasm, quick wit, distinct muttering and slurred delivery, and his three years anchoring Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update. He has performed on The Drew Carey Show and NewsRadio. Comedy Central named him #83 on the five part mini-series 100 Greatest Stand-ups of All Time.

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October 24-25

Co-starring David Beck

FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! MANAGERS CHOICE. THIS SHOW ROCKS THE FREE WORLD! Rocky LaPorte, a Chicago native, comes to stand-up comedy after three shootings, two stabbings, and a brief career as a light heavyweight boxer.

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Sunday, October 26th

Co-starring tba

Comedian Josh Blue shows that there's nothing wrong with laughing at yourself -- even if you have a disability. Blue, who won NBC's "Last Comic Standing" in 2006, has cerebral palsy, which he incorporates into his brand of humor. Despite any preconceived notions you may have about someone who is disabled getting up on stage and making fun of himself, we all realize that sometimes there is some humor in the world of being handicapped. Josh’s take is to show all of that humor from the other side of the ball. He takes a wide range of topics, including how it feels to hail a cab with a “crazy right arm,” having the police thinking that he is constantly drunk, and playing soccer in the Paralympics. His brand of comedy, while very unique, is a great testament to his strong will to defy the stereotypes most commonly associated with being disabled.

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Thursday, October 30th

Open Mic


October 31-November 1

Co-starring James Ervin Berry

Growing up in Tampa Florida, Bert had no idea he wanted to be a comedian, so he spent six a half years at Florida State University harvesting his middle class indifference. As only fate would have it, comedy found him. In 1997, Rolling Stone Magazine was looking to write an article about the number one party school in the country, so they sent contributing editor Erik Hedegard down to Tallahassee to spend a week partying. His finding was "The Undergraduate," a 6-page article about one man-child, Bert Kreischer. Not only did it name Bert as the "Number One Partier in the Nation," it set in motion his comedy career. Oliver Stone optioned the writes to his life, book deals were offered, and a local Florida radio station (having read Bert’s quip about wanting to become a comic) put together a comedy showcase with Bert as the headliner. Having never done comedy, Bert took the stage after three experienced comedians, and closed the show doing over thirty minutes of material. He was an instant success.

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November 7-8

Co-starring Mark Morfrey

Bob & Tom favorite Jimmy "The Shooter" Pardo is the host of the show on AMC's "Movies at Our House” & National Lampoon's “Funny Money” on the Game Show Network. He has appeared on "The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn”, “The Tonight Show” with Jay Leno, Comedy Central’s “Premium Blend”, and is currently starring in his own special on Comedy Central. From the minute Jimmy hits the stage you know exactly what’s on his mind. With a potent mix of high energy sarcasm, fast-paced improvisation and a dash of self-depreciation, “The Shooter” holds nothing back. Using his contagious personality to win over the audience, Jimmy reveals the imbecile that lives within his pompous 5’4” frame. No one is safe when Jimmy begins to rail on all things moronic.

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November 14-15

Andy Kindler

Co-starring Justin McClure

Andy's material often covers the comedy industry itself, criticizing other comedians for being too predictable. One of his more notable criticisms was that of Dane Cook where he compared the comedian's rise to that of Adolf Hitler's. He then went on to say that Cook was worse than Hitler, because at least Hitler had a point of view. He played the character "Andy" a fellow sportswriter and friend of Raymond on the TV show "Everybody Loves Raymond", is a regular guest on The Late Show with David Letterman, contributor to The Daily Show, has performed on HBO and made numerous appearances on Dr. Katz and Home Movies. He is also known for his annual "State of the Industry" address at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal.

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November 21-22

TBA

Co-starring Eric Nigg

Gro

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Thursday, November 27th

Open Mic


November 28-29

Co-starring Richie Holiday

Mike has appeared in several movies including “Three Amigo’s” and “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure”. Since that time Mike had become an audience favorite and a headliner at comedy clubs all across America. His likeable persona, quick wit, and clever topical and observational material, make him a much sought-after performer. Toss in a song or two, a tale about life in the Dairy State, a Bic lighter and some flatulence, and you’ve got the makings of one very memorable evening. Mike Mercury delivers great material and plays off an audience as well as anybody. He is Jay Leno, Eddie Haskell and Dennis the Menace all at once.

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December 5-6

Co-starring Ed Zipper

With his Sharp Delivery, quick wit, and unique style, Mike Toomey has been a favorite at comedy clubs and special events since 1982. Mike has appeared in concert with such names as Wayne Newton, Crosby, Stills & Nash, and Reba McIntyre. He has performed on numerous television programs including; HBO's U.S. comedy Arts Festival in Aspen Colorado; MTV's Half Hour Comedy Hour; and A&E's Comedy on the Road. The Chicago Tribune calls Mike, "One of the funniest and most talented performers to ever work in Chicago." For an evening of uncontrollable laughs, Mike Toomey is a sure choice!

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December 12-13

Co-starring Vilmos

His machine gun style of delivery and animated facial contortions combined with quick improvisations and non-stop physical comedy leaves the audience wishing they had his energy and wanting to give him a dose of Ritalin. Forget "high energy"-- this is frantic! His shows are always a most memorable comedy experience and club owners and managers have gotten used to fielding questions about when Dale will be returning.

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December 19-20

Co-starring Jack Wilhite

JR Brow has been in punk bands, rock bands, and finally choosing comedy, JR leaves no stone unturned as he contrasts music genres of the New Millenium with those of the 60's through the 90's. JR has appeared at the HBO U.S. Comedy Arts Festival and has performed on NBC's "Comedy Showcase" with Louie Anderson, Fox's "Show Me the Funny," and ABC's "America's Funniest People."

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